Saturday, August 9, 2008

Mormon missionary abduction?!!?

Oh. My. Gosh.

This is complete insanity- I was a Mormon missionary myself, and am now happily married and able to live out as many strange fantasies as both my wife and I feel are appropriate.

But this... as a Missionary... being stalked... I think I'm going to go and throw up and thank God that I didn't have anyone quite THAT obsessed following me around- although back in high school, my best friend did rescue me from a couple of... weird... situations.

I can imagine more than one scenario coming out as true in this, whatever it is, I'm certain someone should get to the bottom of it.

Because this is SERIOUSLY WEIRD.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008